“- David Halloran: You don't seem like the farm type to me.
- Margaret Sellinger: I can milk a cow.
- David Halloran: Her ladyship can milk a cow?
- Margaret Sellinger: She can.
- David Halloran: With her very own hands?
- Margaret Sellinger: No, with her feet.”
Harrison Ford - David Halloran
Lesley-Anne Down - Margaret Sellinger

“- Itzhak Stern: Let me understand. They put up all the money. I do all the work. What, if you don't mind my asking, would you do?
- Oskar Schindler: I'd make sure it's known the company's in business. I'd see that it had a certain panache. That's what I'm good at. Not the work, not the work... the presentation.”
Ben Kingsley - Itzhak Stern
Liam Neeson - Oskar Schindler

“- Avery Johnson: This is just a publicity stunt for you. You are not a coach!
- Eddie: You're not a player, looking like a little roach.”
Avery Johnson - Himself
Whoopi Goldberg - Eddie

“We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”
Julie Hagerty - Elaine Dickinson

“- Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
- Justin: What?
[Patches O'Houlihan throws a wrench and hits Justin in the face]”
Rip Torn - Patches O'Houlihan
Justin Long - Justin