Whoopi Goldberg movie quotes

“Normal is in the eye of the beholder.”
Whoopi Goldberg

“- Fantasy: What is this?
- Richard Tyler: It's a library card.
- Fantasy: I'm a book, honey, I can read.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Fantasy
Macaulay Culkin - Richard Tyler

“I curse you. Until you do right by me everything you think about is gonna crumble!”
Whoopi Goldberg - Celie Johnson

“- Manny Singer: Corrina, can I talk to you for a minute? Look, whatever you may believe in is fine for you, okay? Your heaven is fine for you, but Molly's mother was an atheist and so am I, and I don't want you telling her that her mother is somewhere she isn't.
- Corrina Washington: Yes, Mr. Singer. I'll just continue to tell Molly her mother...” (continue) (continue reading)
Ray Liotta - Manny Singer
Whoopi Goldberg - Corrina Washington

“You see the sign back there? It says John 3:16. That is not a biblical quote, baby. You know what that is? That's your sorry road record 'cause you're the anti-coach!”

Whoopi Goldberg - Eddie

“- Massarelli: One last time: are you gay?
- Jane: Yes I am. I bet a lot of women tell you that. But in my case, it happens to be true.”
Dennis Boutsikaris - Massarelli
Whoopi Goldberg - Jane

- Celie Johnson: He just climb on top of me and do his business.
- Shug Avery: "Do his business"? You sound like he going to the toilet on you.
- Celie Johnson: That's what it feels like.
- Shug Avery: Why then, Miss Celie... that means you’re still a virgin!
Whoopi Goldberg - Celie Johnson
Margaret Avery - Shug Avery

“Tinted car windows are one of the first things a celebrity buys once they become a celebrity. They're an absolute must.”
Whoopi Goldberg

“- Police Detective: How would you like me to wash your mouth out with a wire brush?
- Terry Doolittle: How would you like if I kicked you in the nuts so hard they get lodged in your fucking nostrils?
- Marty Phillips: Me, that's a vivid image, isn't it?”
Garry Marshall - Police Detective
Whoopi Goldberg - Terry Dolittle

“- Jane: Do you miss it?
- Robin: What?
- Jane: Sex.
- Robin: Yeah, I do... You know what's weird? You never know the last time you sleep with somebody it's the last time.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Jane
Mary-Louise Parker - Robin

“The guy was killed in an auto accident! I looked it up! He was driving in the Yukon, in a pink convertible, to visit his brother who's an ex-con named Frances, when a tractor trailer comes along and decapitates him. You know what that mean, it means he doesn't have a head. How am I suppose to write for a guy who doesn't have a head? He's got no...” (continue) (continue reading)
Whoopi Goldberg - Rose Schwartz

“For your last meal, you're gonna eat those words.”

Whoopi Goldberg - Shenzi

“When you hate, the only person who suffers is you, because most of the people you hate don't know it and the others don't care.”

Whoopi Goldberg - Myrlie Evers

“This isn't going to work. I haven't had a conversation with a child since I was a child.”

Whoopi Goldberg - Harriet Franklin

“Sir, let’s talk about your mama, who's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence

“- Albert: Who you think you is? You can't curse nobody. Look at you. You're black, you're poor, you're ugly, you're a woman, you're nothing at all!
- Celie Johnson: Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!”
Danny Glover - Albert
Whoopi Goldberg - Celie Johnson

“- Deloris: We could pack this joint.
- Mother Superior: Through blasphemy? You have corrupted the entire choir!
- Deloris: How can you say that? I worked my butt off with these women! They've given up their free time to do this, and they're good! I mean, sister, we could, we could rock this place!
- Mother Superior: Out of the question!”

Whoopi Goldberg - Deloris
Maggie Smith - Mother Superior

“I got the flow, you all gotta go, so pick up your bags so we can go!”

Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence

“Why don't you go haunt a house? Rattle some chains or something.”

Whoopi Goldberg - Oda Mae Brown

“- Eddie Souther: Mrs. Van Cartier? You're Vince LaRocca's girlfriend, right?
- Deloris: Well you could... sort of... maybe... it depends on how you look at it! I mean, the guy just tried to kill me so I don't think that cements our relationship!
- Eddie Souther: You realize he's a major underworld figure, don't you?
- Clarkson: He's into drug...” (continue) (continue reading)
Bill Nunn - Eddie Souther
Whoopi Goldberg - Deloris
Jim Beaver - Clarkson

“I am an artist, art has no color and no sex.”
Whoopi Goldberg

“- Jane: No, we're not taking drug money on the road with us. Put it back.
- Holly: Well, it's not like you can tell by looking at it.
- Jane: OK, you have a point: we'll just take half, all right? And we are not taking drugs on the road with us, either. So give them back.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Jane
Drew Barrymore - Holly

“- Stu Miley: Are you sending me back?
- Death: Yes. I'm sending you back.
- Stu Miley: Thank you, Death!
- Death: I like you. I'll take the South Park guys instead, I hear they're dying to meet me.”
Brendan Fraser - Stu Miley
Whoopi Goldberg - Death

“It never occurs to me that there are things that I can't do.”
Whoopi Goldberg

“- Sister Mary Clarence: Hey Father Thomas, what's happenin'?
- Father Thomas: What's happening is I've been sent to deliver a message like I'm working for Western Union instead of the Roman Catholic Church.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence
Brad Sullivan - Father Thomas