“It's easier to get a smile out of an alligator than it is to get one from your mother.”

Mary McDonnell - May-Alice Culhane

“- Pamela Abbott: Who do you look more like, your mother or your father?
- Doug Holt: Oh, I don't know.
- Pamela Abbott: What did your father look like?
- Doug Holt: Like a photograph.”
Liv Tyler - Pamela Abbott
Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt

“- Joe: What were you doing out in the forest?
- Lisa: That's my secret hobby. Photography.
- Joe: Really?
- Lisa: I was taking pictures of myself.”
Craig Sheffer - Joe
Virginia Madsen - Lisa

“- Streak: You got any naked pictures of your sister?
- Gilbert Noble: Of course not.
- Streak: Wanna buy some?”
Brent Hinkley - Streak
Chris Klein - Gilbert Noble

“Nothing is as priceless as the prom picture.”
Matthew Lillard - Tim