“There are two things that frost my butt: it's a snow cone about that high, and the other one is Ryan Harrison.”
Richard Crenna - Lieutenant Fergus Falls

- Judge Cotton: Does this guy "Candy" Johnson bother you, my dear?
- Elizabeth Cotton: Not half as much as I bother him.
Frank Morgan - Judge Cotton
Lana Turner - Elizabeth Cotton

“The next time you do not want to see anybody, just let me know, and I'll usher them right in.”

Bette Davis - Maggie Cutler

“- Thomas Colpeper, JP: I was concentrating on who was coming up the hill to disturb me.
- Alison Smith: Disturb you? At what?
- Thomas Colpeper, JP: Breathing the air, smelling the earth, watching the clouds.”
Eric Portman - Thomas Colpeper, JP
Sheila Sim - Alison Smith

“Don't you ever get tired of all the beautiful people, Harry? Doesn't it ever bother you that they do whatever they want because there are people like you and me who'll clean up after them?”

James Garner - Raymond Hope