“- Vincent: Are you sure you can do this?
- Sam: I once removed a guy's appendix with a grapefruit spoon.”

Jean Reno - Vincent
Robert De Niro - Sam

“- Rosco Bigger - Fang: I went to the hospital but there was a line so I drove over to the hardware store, got some needle and thread, and sewed it back on.
- David Leary: You sewed on your own thumb?
- Rosco Bigger - Fang: I'm good at stuff like that.”

Tom Arnold - Rosco Bigger - Fang
Rick Moranis - David Leary

“Maybe if you'd had a horse under you over there in North Africa instead of one of them there tanks, you wouldn't have got shot up the way you was and sent home.”

Robert Homans - Pop - Doorman

“It was during the Great War that we first started mining moss. It was used for putting on soldiers' wounds, because it was ten times more absorbent than cotton wool. So when they were horribly wounded, it was our moss that soaked up their blood and guts and everything.”
Robert Norman - Fraser

“Strange thing about war wound; the older you get, the less proud of them you become.”
Marcel Iures - Col. Werner Visser