“Horses have really distinct personalities, and they're magical in many ways.”
Horses quotes
68 horses quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“There are at least a dozen good brood mares in that mob. I'll be back for them... and for whatever else is mine.”
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“A man without a horse is like a man without legs.”
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“It always amazes me when people go rent horses and ride them.”
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“- Sheriff Burnett: What do you want?
- Walter, Leader of the Outlaws: We just want that horse of yours.
- Sheriff Burnett: You want my horse, there's an awful lot of ya. What are you gonna do with just one horse, anyhow?
- Walter, Leader of the Outlaws: Eat it. We're gonna feed off that beast for at least a week.”
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“- Annie MacLean: I've heard you help people with horse problems.
- Tom Booker: Truth is, I help horses with people problems.”
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- Tulio: Miguel, you're talking to a horse!
- Miguel: Yes, that's it Altivo. Find the pry bar!
- Tulio: Yes, "find the pry bar". He doesn't understand "pry bar"! He's a dumb horse, there's no way he could understand.
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“- Sugar Kane Kowalczyk: Isn't water polo terribly dangerous?
- Junior: I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.”
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“One day I woke up and found myself alone. Seemed like everybody I knew was either dead or in jail. They thought I was dead too. So I just did what any good dead person would do; I went off and raised me some horses. Twenty years.”
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“Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.”
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“I never stole a horse from someone I didn't like.”
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“- Marty: Eight's the one, I'd stake my life on it.
- Jay Trotter: They've got a $2 minimum bet.” -
“- Cavalry Sergeant: How do I know this is your horse?
- Paden: Can't you see this horse loves me?
- Cavalry Sergeant: I had a gal do that to me. It didn't make her my wife.” -
“She didn't just take off. We're friends, and friends don't just take off.”
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“- Marshal Curly Wilcox: Come busting in here - you'd think we were being attacked! You can find another wife.
- Chris: Sure I can find another wife. But she takes my rifle and my horse. Oh, I'll never sell her. I love her so much. I beat her with a whip and she never gets tired.
- Dr. Josiah Boone: Your wife?
- Chris: No, my horse. I can find...” (continue) (continue reading)
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- Olive: Hey, didn't I tell you to make "horse durves"?
- Venus: I don't make nothin' out of horses, especially "horse durves", 'cause I don't know what they are, and neither do you.
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“Now I know why girls like horses.”
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“Emily, I have a confession to make. I really am a horse doctor. But marry me, and I'll never look at another horse.”
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“Horses're fascinating animals. Dumb as fenceposts but very intuitive. In that way they're not too different from high school girls: they may not have a brain in their head but they do know all the boys want to fuck 'em.”
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“Horses ain't like people, man, they can't make themselves better than they're born. See, with a horse, it's all in the gene. It's the fucking gene that does the running. The horse has got absolutely nothing to do with it.”
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