Horses quotes

“Horses have really distinct personalities, and they're magical in many ways.”
Michael Mann

“There are at least a dozen good brood mares in that mob. I'll be back for them... and for whatever else is mine.”
Tom Burlinson - Jim Craig

“You know, everybody thinks we found this broken-down horse and fixed him, but we didn't. He fixed us. Every one of us. And I guess in a way we kinda fixed each other too.”
Tobey Maguire - Red Pollard

“A man without a horse is like a man without legs.”
Tommy Dysart - Mountain Man

“It always amazes me when people go rent horses and ride them.”
William Lucking

“More than three thousand years ago a man named Job complained to God about all his troubles and the Bible tells us that God answered. Do you give the horse its strength or clothe its neck with a flowing mane? Do you make him leap like a locust, striking terror with his proud snorting? He paused fiercely, rejoicing in his strength and charges...” (continue)(continue reading)
Diane Lane - Penny Chenery

“- Brad: They gotta stop sometime. If they're human men at all, they gotta stop.
- Ethan: No, a human rides a horse until it dies, then he goes on afoot. A Comanche comes along, gets that horse up, rides him 20 more miles... and then he eats him.”
Harry Carey Jr. - Brad Jorgensen
John Wayne - Ethan Edwards

“- Sheriff Burnett: What do you want?
- Walter, Leader of the Outlaws: We just want that horse of yours.
- Sheriff Burnett: You want my horse, there's an awful lot of ya. What are you gonna do with just one horse, anyhow?
- Walter, Leader of the Outlaws: Eat it. We're gonna feed off that beast for at least a week.”
Frank Wolff - Sheriff Gideon Burnett
Spartaco Conversi - Walter

“- Rachel Crowhurst: Are there horses in the Horse Latitudes?
- Donald Crowhurst: No, sweetheart. Story has it that many years ago when the Spanish sailed to the West Indies they brought their horses with them, and sometimes they ran out of wind and then they ran out of fresh water as well.”
Eleanor Stagg - Rachel Crowhurst
Colin Firth - Donald Crowhurst

“- Tommy aka White Knife: I'm in a bit of a bind, boys. I rode all the way out here to pan for gold and my horse up and died on me.
- Rifleman: How'd he die?
- Tommy aka White Knife: Suicide. Drowned himself. Put his head in the stream and just kept it there. Saddest thing you ever seen.”
Adam Sandler - Tommy
Jonathan Loughran - Rifleman

“- Annie MacLean: I've heard you help people with horse problems.
- Tom Booker: Truth is, I help horses with people problems.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Annie MacLean
Robert Redford - Tom Booker

- Tulio: Miguel, you're talking to a horse!
- Miguel: Yes, that's it Altivo. Find the pry bar!
- Tulio: Yes, "find the pry bar". He doesn't understand "pry bar"! He's a dumb horse, there's no way he could understand.
Kevin Kline - Tulio
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Miguel

“- Sugar Kane Kowalczyk: Isn't water polo terribly dangerous?
- Junior: I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk
Tony Curtis - Junior

“One day I woke up and found myself alone. Seemed like everybody I knew was either dead or in jail. They thought I was dead too. So I just did what any good dead person would do; I went off and raised me some horses. Twenty years.”
Sam Shepard - James

“Years ago, I saved up a million bucks from acting — a lot of money back then — and I spent it all on a ranch outside Tucson. Now when I go down there, I look at the place and I realize my whole acting career adds up to a million bucks' worth of horse shit.”
Robert Mitchum

“Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“I never stole a horse from someone I didn't like.”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“- Marty: Eight's the one, I'd stake my life on it.
- Jay Trotter: They've got a $2 minimum bet.”

Edward Walsh - Marty
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Jay Trotter

“- Cavalry Sergeant: How do I know this is your horse?
- Paden: Can't you see this horse loves me?
- Cavalry Sergeant: I had a gal do that to me. It didn't make her my wife.”

Sheb Wooley - Cavalry Sergeant
Kevin Kline - Paden

“She didn't just take off. We're friends, and friends don't just take off.”

Trey Parker - Alferd Packer

“- Marshal Curly Wilcox: Come busting in here - you'd think we were being attacked! You can find another wife.
- Chris: Sure I can find another wife. But she takes my rifle and my horse. Oh, I'll never sell her. I love her so much. I beat her with a whip and she never gets tired.
- Dr. Josiah Boone: Your wife?
- Chris: No, my horse. I can find...” (continue)(continue reading)
George Bancroft - Marshal Curly Wilcox
Chris-Pin Martin - Chris
Thomas Mitchell - Dr. Josiah Boone

- Olive: Hey, didn't I tell you to make "horse durves"?
- Venus: I don't make nothin' out of horses, especially "horse durves", 'cause I don't know what they are, and neither do you.
Jennifer Tilly - Olive Neal
Annie Joe Edwards - Venus

“- Frank Hopkins: Only fools or gamblers walk behind a stange mare, Sheikh! You can believe that.
- Sheik Riyadh: Is that a passage from the Bible?”
Viggo Mortensen - Frank Hopkins
Omar Sharif - Sheikh Riyadh

“Now I know why girls like horses.”

Keri Lynn Pratt - Cherie Claymon

“Emily, I have a confession to make. I really am a horse doctor. But marry me, and I'll never look at another horse.”

Groucho Marx - Dr. Hackenbush