“I don't know if I can do this. I got a family. If I'm gonna shit in a bag for the rest of my life because I got shot after the war was over, that would be pretty fucking stupid wouldn't it, Major?”
Mark Wahlberg - Troy Barlow

“- Vincent: Are you sure you can do this?
- Sam: I once removed a guy's appendix with a grapefruit spoon.”

Jean Reno - Vincent
Robert De Niro - Sam

“Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. Ha ha ha.”
Shane Farberman - Clown

“I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work.”
Will Smith - Mike Lowrey

“- Detective Mike Lowrey: Me? I shot you? I mean, I was shooting. I did at lot of shooting. But I'm not saying I shot you in the ass... but I'm not saying I didn't shoot you.
[looks]
- Detective Mike Lowrey: But damn! Somebody shot you in the ass!
- Detective Marcus Burnett: Tell me about it.”
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey
Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett