Tom Arnold movie quotes

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Identikit and personal data
Name
Thomas Duane
Last name
Arnold
Pseudonym
Tom Arnold
Born
March 6, 1959
Gender
male
Nationality
North American
Profession
actor, comedian
Zodiac sign
Pisces
Tom Arnold movie quotes, phrases and lines
31 in english
Tom Arnold quotes
  • “As husband to my grandmother I am my own grandpa!”
    Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid
    [Tag:family, parents]
  • “- Lt. Serdman: I'd say you picked the wrong store to rob this time, pal.
    - Franklin Laszlo: Excuse me, Lieutenant but I am not robbing this store.
    - Lt. Serdman: I suppose that's a bag of donuts you got there right?
    - Franklin Laszlo: They don't even serve donuts here, you should know that, you're a cop.”

    Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo
  • “- Henry Wayne: Do you like big women?
    - T.K. Johnson: I love big women. If you want to feel the heat you got to have the meat.”

    Tom Arnold - Henry Wayne
    Anthony Anderson - T.K. Johnson
  • “- Kirby: Dad are we really going to New York City?
    - Rosco Bigger - Fang: That's why they call them mobile homes, son, 'cause they're mobile.”

    Cody McMains - Kirby
    Tom Arnold - Rosco Bigger - Fang
    [Tag:home, moving, new york]
  • “- Harry Tasker: You tell on me, I tell on you.
    - Albert Gibson: What are you talking about, I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm as clean as...
    - Harry Tasker: What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?”

    Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker
    Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson
    [Tag:sex]
  • “- Rosco Bigger - Fang: Drink your juice yet?
    - David Leary: No, why?
    - Rosco Bigger - Fang: 'Peed in it.”

    Tom Arnold - Rosco Bigger - Fang
    Rick Moranis - David Leary
    [Tag:drinking, mocking]
  • “- Albert Gibson: Do you think she's still a virgin?
    - Harry Tasker: Dont be ridiculous, she's only... what is she now?
    - Albert Gibson: She's fourteen!
    - Harry Tasker: She's fourteen-years-old!
    - Albert Gibson: Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm.”

    Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson
    Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker
    [Tag:excitement, sex, teens]
  • “- Rosco Bigger - Fang: I went to the hospital but there was a line so I drove over to the hardware store, got some needle and thread, and sewed it back on.
    - David Leary: You sewed on your own thumb?
    - Rosco Bigger - Fang: I'm good at stuff like that.”

    Tom Arnold - Rosco Bigger - Fang
    Rick Moranis - David Leary
    [Tag:ability, wound]
  • “What did you expect, Harry? Helen's a flesh and blood woman and you're never there. It was only a matter of time.”

    Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson
    [Tag:absence, desire, need]
  • “Your life's in the crapper. So you wife is banging a used car salesman, it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Harry, take it like a man!”
    Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson
    [Tag:cheating, wife]
  • “If he was comin' in here to take somethin' of mine, you're damn right, I'd shoot to kill. Now if God wants to have mercy on their souls, that's up to him, but I'd shoot to kill!”
    Tom Arnold - August Murray
  • Kids: 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.”
    Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson
    [Tag:children, joy, misery]
  • “- Franklin Laszlo: We could use a nut like you down at the carnival. Ever bite the head off a chicken?
    - Mr. Hammerman: Not lately.”

    Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo
    Rod Steiger - Mr. Hammerman
  • “- Franklin Laszlo: Who farted? Did you cut the cheese, Dan?
    - Daniel Miller: For God's sake, no I did not.
    - Franklin Laszlo: How about you, Kayla?
    - Kayla: Girls don't fart.”

    Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo
    David Paymer - Daniel Miller
    Rachael Leigh Cook - Kayla
    [Tag:girl, habit, stink]
  • “I'm not a perfect person. I see a buck on the ground, I pick it up. Sometimes I take more than 10 items right through the express lane, and I have a temper, like my neighbor plays his music too loud. So I killed him, I cut him up and I put him in my freezer. I'm just kidding! Just breaking the tension!”
    Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo
  • “- Franklin Laszlo: Great tape. This is yours?
    - Daniel Miller: Oh yeah, I got everything by the Screaming Idiots.
    - Franklin Laszlo: This is the Ramones, actually, I haven't heard the Idiots yet, maybe you can turn me on to them.”

    Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo
    David Paymer - Daniel Miller
    [Tag:music, musicians]
  • - Anthony Fait: You read Chinese?
    - Archie: No, but I know "cop" in every language.

    DMX - Anthony Fait
    Tom Arnold - Archie
  • “- Franklin Laszlo: Where are your donuts?
    - Todd: Sir, we're a gourmet market.
    - Franklin Laszlo: Okay, where are your gourmet donuts?”

    Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo
    Shawn Macdonald - Todd
    [Tag:food, place]
  • “- Joan Stupid: Oh dear I left the garbage out over night.
    - Stanley Stupid: Oh no. Someone's stolen our garbage again.”

    Jessica Lundy - Joan Stupid
    Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid
    [Tag:theft, thieves]
  • “- Arnie: I didn't say nothing mister, you must be hearing things. Bye bye, Arnie loves you. Ya penis-head.
    - Marty: Now I heard that!
    - Arnie: Heard what?
    - Marty: I heard what you said!
    - Arnie: I didn't say nothing... Ya fat ass pussy.”

    Charles Martinet - Arnie
    Tom Arnold - Marty Dwyer
    [Tag:hearing]
  • “- Gas Station Attendant: Sir, did you know there's a hole in your gas tank.
    - Stanley Stupid: That's how you get the gas in there.”

    Costa-Gavras - Gas Station Guy
    Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid
    [Tag:cars]
  • “- Stanley Stupid: The car won't start.
    - Buster Stupid: Maybe the battery is dead.
    - Joan Stupid: It was perfectly healthy this morning.”

    Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid
    Bug Hall - Buster Stupid
    Jessica Lundy - Joan Stupid
    [Tag:cars, problems]
  • “- Gail Dwyer: Who is that, honey?
    - Marty: It's, uh, my mother.
    - Gail Dwyer: I thought she was dead!
    - Marty: Yeah, I know, it's really weird!”

    Joan Cusack - Gail Dwyer
    Tom Arnold - Marty Dwyer
  • “- Harry Tasker: Helen... is having an affair!
    - Albert Gibson: Welcome to the club, man!”

    Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker
    Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson
    [Tag:cheating, women]
  • “- Rosco Bigger - Fang: You were my friend and you betrayed me!
    - David Leary: You thought we were friends? You beat me up, you humiliated me, I'm 35-years-old and I still have nightmares about the fourth grade! That's not what friends do for each other, a friend is supposed to make you feel good about yourself!
    - Rosco Bigger - Fang: Really?...” (continue)
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    Tom Arnold - Rosco Bigger - Fang
    Rick Moranis - David Leary
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