“- Rita: You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?
- Joe Bowers: Yeah. Hadn't thought of that.
- Rita: Now you know why he built that bomb.”
Maya Rudolph - Rita
Luke Wilson - Joe Bauers

“You appear intelligent, but when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled.”
Ben Kingsley - Graydon

“You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were smart for a second.”
Daryl Mitchell - Tommy Webber

“I'm the one holding the gun, okay? So, that makes me smart and you stupid.”
Natasha Gregson Wagner - Nico

“I'd rather have an intelligent enemy than a stupid friend.”
Antonio Banderas - David Alfaro Siqueiros