“At my age, I need an hour in the bathroom in the morning! And there's always one of them skinny, titless mannequins in there fluffing up her hair.”
Christopher Plummer - Shitty

“- Holly Goodhead: Come on, Mr. Bond. A 70-year-old can take 3 G's.
- James Bond: The trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one.”
Lois Chiles - Holly Goodhead
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- Walter: You have to pee too?
- Frank: I'm 75 years old. I always have to pee.”
Robert Duvall - Walter
Richard Harris - Frank

“- Philip Edwards: Sometimes the shepherd needs the comfort of the sheep.
- Elena Hood: I'm going to try hard not to understand the implications of that.”
Michael Cumpsty - Philip Edwards
Joan Allen - Elena Hood

“We can go away right now. I pack light. Everything we need is right here in my pants.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison