“- Dirk Moran: I ought to teach you a lesson.
- Porter Ricks: I'd like that. I have a thirst for knowledge; teach me.”
Jonathan Banks - Dirk Moran
Paul Hogan - Porter Ricks

“Of course you don't know. You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you... and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude.”
David Battley - Mr. Turkentine

“A teacher has two jobs: fill young minds with knowledge, yes, but more important, give those minds a compass so that that knowledge doesn't go to waste.”
Olympia Dukakis - Principal Helen Jacobs

“It's a man's duty to instruct a woman in all subjects.”
Dennis Morgan - Wyn Strafford

“They're the wrong things that seem right at the time... but... uh... even though the right things may seem wrong sometimes, or sometimes the wrong things... may be right at the wrong time, or vice versa.”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket