“- Violet: We're not that different, Corky.
- Corky: This is the part where you tell me what matters is on the inside, and that inside of you there's a little dyke just like me.”
Jennifer Tilly - Violet
Gina Gershon - Corky

“Women aren't human. Look at it like this, women are a different species from men. With different wills and purposes on Earth.”

“- J.B. Armstrong: Sorry, I didn't know you were a woman.
- Tugboat Annie: I've been a woman for a long time. But, I'm still the best tugboat man on the coast - and that's putting it mild.”

Clarence Kolb - J.B. Armstrong
Marjorie Rambeau - Tugboat Annie

“Remember, my child, that the woman is the root and the man is the tree. The tree grows only as high as the root is strong.”

Walter Huston - Ling Tan

“Uggamus iggamas, man is polygamist. Uggamus oggamas, woman monogamist.”
Sir Michael Caine - Max Gale