“This is the land of milk and honey for the health racket. Every woman in California thinks she's either too fat or too thin or too something.”

Henry Hull - "Doc" Banton

“- Lionel: Are there any other young women in the house?
- Cinderella's Stepmother: How young?
- Lionel: Younger than you.”
Jason Alexander - Lionel
Bernadette Peters - Cinderella's Stepmother

“There are only three ages for women in Hollywood - Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.”
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison

“- Brenda Morelli Cushman: When men know women are a certain age...
- Elise Elliot Atchison: Goodbye love.
- Brenda Morelli Cushman: Hello pop-tarts.”
Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison

“- John Proctor: Go to bed, Mary.
- Mary Warren: I'll not be ordered to bed anymore, Mr. Proctor. I am 18 now and a woman... however single.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - John Proctor
Karron Graves - Mary Warren