“- Gus Portokalos: Why you want to leave me?
- Toula Portokalos: I'm not leaving you! Don't you want me to do something with my life?
- Gus Portokalos: Yes! Get married, make babies! You look so... old!”

Micahel Constantine - Gus Portokalos
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

“You know, when I woke up this morning, I didn't expect to be trading nine millies with my friend.”

David Morse - Frank Nugent

“Controversy is the oxygen I breathe.”
Gina Gershon - Debra Lusanne

“- Louis Riel: Blood will run like water.
- Jacques Corbeau: You won't notice it much. The mounted police wear red coats.”
Francis McDonald - Louis Riel
George Bancroft - Jacques Corbeau

“Don't fight any cops, Muggs. I think they got the law on their side.”

Huntz Hall - Limpy