“- Roper's Manager: You got stop eatin' this stuff and be in some kind of shape!
- James 'The Grim Reaper' Roper: Oh, I'm in shape! I'm round!”
Albert Hall - Roper's Manager
Damon Wayans - James 'The Grim Reaper' Roper

“What? Cat got your tongue or did you eat that for breakfast too?”

David Spade - Dickie Roberts

“I've got to stop eating that Cuban food! It's ripping up my insides.”
David Rasche - Mike Parnell

“How you loved to feed me! Look at your chubby baby now, ma, I'm a fat, fat man, a damn fatso. I can't stop the fat!”

Dom DeLuise - Dominick DiNapoli

“Zach, eyes off the pizza, mate. God made you lactose-intolerant for a reason, yeah? So fat. So fat.”
Max Minghella - Graham Hawtrey