“Napoleon Dynamite” quotes

Movie Napoleon Dynamite
Title Napoleon Dynamite
Year 2004
Director Jared Hess
Genre Comedy
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Plot – Preston, Idaho, USA. Napoleon Dynamite is a discouraged and weird teenager. He lives with his grandmother and the brother, who is in his thirties. Skip aspires to become a karate champion and he’s always busy in long online phone calls with his girlfriend LaFawnduh. On the other hand, Napoleon spends his free time trying to improve his dancing and drawing skills. He plans great things with his only friend Pedro, a new emigrant from Mexico, who has decided to run for president of the school committee, facing the pretty but sly Summer. In order to win the elections, the two guys ask Deb for advice, a shy girl secretly in love with Napoleon. Unfortunately, the already complex life of the boy gets more tangled when the messy Uncle Rico arrives. He is a '80s nostalgic and he’s seeking a way to make money quickly.
All actors – Jon Heder, Jon Gries, Aaron Ruell, Efren Ramirez, Diedrich Bader, Tina Majorino, Sandy Martin, Haylie Duff, Trevor Snarr, Shondrella Avery, Bracken Johnson, Carmen Brady, Ellen Dubin, J.C. Cunningham, James Stevens, Brian Petersen, Brett Taylor, Thomas Lefler, Elizabeth Miklavcic, Scott Thomas, Loria Badali, Emily Dunn, Jamen Gunnell, Nanette Young, Walter Platz, Nano De Silva, Arturo De Silva, Pat Donahue, Dale Critchlow, Tom Adams, Eldean Holliday, Arlando Larsen, Mary Heers, T.J. Adams, Jake Visser, Brady Stokes, Thedora Peeterborg, Becky Demke, Yuka Ruell, Cody Abrams, Jake Adams, Paul Adams, Cara Alder, Shonee Alder, Shontae Alder, Frederick Atkins, Derik Atkinson, Tami Auger, Amanda Austin, Brooke Beckstead, Madison Beckstead, Landon Bell, Heather Benson, Cindy Biggs, Jon Bliss, Kolton Bosen, Taylor Bosen, Hayley Bowen, Daniel Brewer, Michael Brewer, Ashely Buck, Jeremy Burns, Cherone Call, Shanda Call, Shawnee Call, Shelbee Call, Skylar Carver, Christy Checketts, Christina Child, Paige Christensen, Amy Christiansen, Jade Christiansen, Jane Christiansen, Shane Christiansen, Samantha Marsden, Summer Coburn, Brittney Cole, Tiffany Cole, Timothy Colvin, O'Leah Corcorran, Arianna Crosland, Mandi Dalley, Sami Dalley, Brian Davis, Aaron Demke, Kim Demke, Isaac Demke, Tyler Dodge, Alison Downs, Mary Downs, Tyler Drury, Megan Earley, Leatrice Esplin, Roy Esplin, Charles Fetzer, William Fetzer, Kai Fetzer, Brittany Foster, Cassie Galloway, Allison Gamble, Emily Gamer, Hannah Gibby, Katherine Gibby, Kristen Gibby, Dakotah Gordon, Jenna Griffeth, Braden Hablin, Eden Hamblin, Kyle Hansen, Tyler Hansen, Evan Harris, Radine Harris, Alyssa Harrison, Megan Haslam, Jake Higley, Matt Hinrichs, Audrey Hinricks, Colton Hirschi, Kayla Hirschi, Cheryl Hobbs, Cody Hobbs, Sean Hobie, Elaina Horne, Debbie Hugie, Damon Hull, Ashley Jackson, Annette Jensen, Kevin Jensen, Marla Jensen, Ryan Jensen, Lacey Johnson, Karenina Jones, Kayleen Jones, Dayne Keller, Kate Keller, Keri Kelley, Michael Kelley, Jake King, Jessica Koller, Amber Larsen, Kylie Larsen, Jacob Linderman, Jason Linderman, Rionnie Love, Mario Mainini, Tyler Martin, Justin Mason, Christina McBride, Nate McBride, Trevor Mendenhall, Levi Morrison, Nanetter Neilson, Marie Nelson, Christina Nicholas, Kimberley Nicholas, Elisabeth North, Jessica North, Josh North, Laura Oliverson, Shawn Oliverson, Jaclyn Olsen, Brandon Ostler, Skyler Ostler, Connie Owen, Sarah Owen, Jenna Packer, Shantell Parsons, McKell Peterson, Lynette Phillips, Sara Phillips, Justin Poppleton, Matt Porter, Marlene Prouse, Shane Pulsipher, Stephen Rallison, Parker Rawlings, Brianne Richardson, Sean Richmond, Kelsey Roach, Tara Nicole Jackson, Marc Roberts, Randi Roberts, Perrie Sagers, Lacey Saxton, Lindsey Saxton, Jenny Seamons, Katie Seamons, David Sharp, Preston Slaughter, Sabrena Smart, Lacey Smith, Charles Sparrow, Kelsey Stockdale, Telecia Stockdale, Jesse Stocks, Katrina Stocks, Vanessa Stratton, Chantel Talbot, Cierra Talbot, Gloria Talbot, Kolby Talbot, Rachel Talbot, Rosie Thomas, Kacie Thompson, Alisha Wakley, Cory Waters, Eli Wheeler, Brigham Wilcox, Lindsay Wilson, Lauren Womack, Crystal Wright, Becki Yeates, Paula Yeates, Patrick Zook, Adam Higley, Tyler Waters, Lisa Rodríguez
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  • “- Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
    - Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!”

    Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite
    [Tag:doing, pleasure]
  • “- Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
    - Farmer: Do they have what?
    - Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
    - Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.”

    Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite
    Pat Donahue - Farmer
  • “Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I still love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven...” (continue)(continue reading)

    Aaron Ruell - Kip
  • “I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”

    Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite
    [Tag:eating, obesity]
  • “- Deb: Are they still letting you run for president?
    - Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.”

    Tina Majorino - Deb
    Efren Ramirez - Pedro
  • “- Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?
    - Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
    - Pedro: Like what are my skills?
    - Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.”

    Efren Ramirez - Pedro
    Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite
  • “Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?”

    Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite
  • “Just break the wrist, and walk away. Break the wrist; walk away.”
    Diedrich Bader - Rex
  • “- Grandma: How was school?
    - Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you think?”

    Sandy Martin - Grandma
    Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite
  • “- Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache?
    - Pedro: A couple of days.
    - Napoleon Dynamite: I wish I could grow one.”

    Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite
    Efren Ramirez - Pedro
  • “- Uncle Rico: What about your girlfriend?
    - Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.”

    Jon Gries - Uncle Rico
    Aaron Ruell - Kip
  • “- Napoleon Dynamite: I don't even have any good skills.
    - Pedro: What do you mean?
    - Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like numchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!”

    Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite
    Efren Ramirez - Pedro
  • “- Deb: What are you drawing?
    - Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
    - Deb: What's a liger?
    - Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.”

    Tina Majorino - Deb
    Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite
  • “How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains? Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been statechampions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.”
    Jon Gries - Uncle Rico
    [Tag:football, talent]
  • “- Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
    - Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!”

    Trevor Snarr - Don
    Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite
    [Tag:holidays, hunting]
  • “- Uncle Rico: Kip, I reckon... you know a lot about... cyberspace? You ever come across anything... like time travel?
    - Kip: Easy, I've already looked into it for myself.”

    Jon Gries - Uncle Rico
    Aaron Ruell - Kip
  • “Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.”
    Efren Ramirez - Pedro