“Sex makes people crazy.”
Ian Michael Smith - Simon Birch

“- Officer Richard Lymangood: All those people. What do you suppose they're all doing down there?
- Officer Frank Murphy: Well, according to the latest statistics, about 1 million, 775 thousand of them are... getting it on!
- Officer Richard Lymangood: That many, eh!
- Officer Frank Murphy: The rest are waiting for 'Laverne and Shirley'!”

Daniel Stern - Officer Richard Lymangood
Roy Scheider - Officer Frank Murphy

“People need people, Steve. It has nothing to do with sex. Ok, maybe 40 percent. 60 percent. Forget it.”
Bridget Fonda - Janet Livermore

“- Dr. Lilian Thurman: Do you still think about girls a lot? How are things going at school?
- Donnie Darko: I think about girls a lot.
- Dr. Lilian Thurman: I asked you about school, Donnie.
- Donnie Darko: I think about fucking a lot during school.”
Katharine Ross - Dr. Lilian Thurman
Jake Gyllenhaal - Donnie Darko

- Erica Sutton: If I told you, "Don't think about the color red", what would you think about?
- Matt: Sex.
Shannyn Sossamon - Erica Sutton
Josh Hartnett - Matt