“- Mike: So Mark, how you doin' old man?
- Mark: Fuck! I'm not old, motherfucker.
- Mike: Oh no, I just... no, I mean... you're older than anyone else here.
- Mark: It depends on how you look at it. I'm young in my heart! Younger then any of these assholes over there.”
Jason Segel - Mike
Til Schweiger - Mark

“I'm too young to be old and too old to be young.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch

“- Will Keane: You think I'm too old for you?
- Charlotte Fielding: Oh, no… I collect antiques, or I aspire to.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Will Keane
Winona Ryder - Charlotte Fielding

“- Rat: What's the worst part about being old, Alvin?
- Alvin Straight: Well, the worst part of being old is rememberin' when you was young.”
Bill McCallum - Rat
Richard Farnsworth - Alvin

“How I envy the young. For them everything is so clear. Things seem to be either one way or another. It is only with a little age that you begin to see life as a series of compromises. But even in compromising one must draw a line.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Herr Knopp, Gestapo