“- Sarah Whittle: Your father murdered you and he chopped you up into little pieces.
- Alan Parrish: Sarah, come on! My dad did that? My father could barely hug me, let alone cut me into little pieces.”
Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“- Nathanial Mayweather: Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had.
- Paps: Ah, stop that. You'll have my glass eye foggin' over.”
Chris Elliott - Nathanial Mayweather
James Gammon - Paps

“First guy to walk out of my life, definetly not the last. Funny things, you and me. You always stayin' away from love, me always chasin' after it.”

Marisa Tomei - Caroline

“If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.”
Ray Romano

“- Jim Hardy: Were you happy?
- Linda Mason: Yes.
- Jim Hardy: Then your father was a very successful man.”
Bing Crosby - Jim Hardy
Marjorie Reynolds - Linda Mason