“Jumanji” quotes

(1995)
Movie Jumanji
Title Jumanji
Year 1995
Director Joe Johnston
Genre Thriller, Adventure, Family, Fantasy
Plot – Jumanji is an ancient and magical board game. When someone begins to play it, the life gets involved in it as long as the game finishes. Few people finished it and even fewer have played a second time. In 1969 Alan and Sarah ran into the game and threw the dices: Alan got sucked into the surreal world of Jumanji and has been trapped there for twenty-six years. When he’s finally free, he has to go back and find Sarah to end the game.
All actors – Robin Williams, Jonathan Hyde, Kirsten Dunst, Bradley Pierce, Bonnie Hunt, Bebe Neuwirth, David Alan Grier, Patricia Clarkson, Adam Hann-Byrd, Laura Bell Bundy, James Handy, Gillian Barber, Brandon Obray, Cyrus Thiedeke, Gary Joseph Thorup, Leonard Zola, Lloyd Berry, Malcolm Stewart, Annabel Kershaw, Darryl Henriques, Robyn Driscoll, Peter Bryant, Sarah Gilson, Florica Vlad, June Lion, Brenda Lockmuller, Frederick Richardson, Frank Welker, Jaysen Clough, Daniel Olsen, David Szehi, Tom Woodruff Jr.
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  • “Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.”

    Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
  • “- Sarah Whittle: I thought I lost you again.
    - Alan Parrish: Thanks for sticking around this time.”

    Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
    Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
    [Tag:losing]
  • “Peter, take this suitcase up to the attic, then we can all have ice cream. And bourbon.”
    Bebe Neuwirth - Nora Shepherd
  • “I know it doesn't mean much after twenty-six years. But I'm sorry.”
    Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
    [Tag:apologies, time]
  • “- Sarah Whittle: You just saw three monkeys go by on a motorcycle, didn't you?
    - Judy Shepherd: Yeah.
    - Sarah Whittle: Good girl.”

    Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
    Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd
  • “- Judy Shepherd: What happened to you, you shave with a piece of glass?
    - Alan Parrish: What happened to you, the Clampetts have a yard sale? What do you want? I never shaved before.”

    Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd
    Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
    [Tag:inability]
  • “- Alan Parrish: Twenty-six years ago, you played a game with a little boy down the street. A game with drums.
    - Sarah Whittle: How do you know that?
    - Alan Parrish: I was that little boy, Sarah.”

    Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
    Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
    [Tag:game, past]
  • “- Sarah Whittle: Your father murdered you and he chopped you up into little pieces.
    - Alan Parrish: Sarah, come on! My dad did that? My father could barely hug me, let alone cut me into little pieces.”

    Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
    Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
  • “- Exterminator: Bats aren't what I worry about in this house anyway.
    - Judy Shepherd: What would you worry about?
    - Exterminator: Well, personally, I wouldn't want to live in a house where someone was murdered.”

    James Handy - Exterminator
    Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd
    [Tag:house, murder]
  • “Do you know what it was like to have witnessed Alan Parrish's murder? Do you think anyone showed up at my 14th birthday party?”
    Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
    [Tag:murder, youth]
  • “- Alan Parrish: Where's Sir Sav-A-Lot?
    - Carl: Monroe and Elm!
    - Alan Parrish: The Episcopal Church.
    - Carl: No, it's not a church anymore. Now it's a Speedy Burger. Or at least it was. I don't know what's left of it. People in this town are goin' loopy.”

    Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
    David Alan Grier - Carl Bentley
  • “- Sarah Whittle: You disappeared, and a bunch of bats surrounded me and chased me down the street. I was afraid. I'm sorry, Alan. No one believed me. I was all alone.
    - Alan Parrish: So was I. For 26 years, Sarah.”

    Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
    Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
    [Tag:solitude]
  • “- Billy Jessup the Bully: Just because you're a Parrish doesn't mean you can hang around with my girlfriend.
    - Alan Parrish, 1969: We're just friends.
    - Billy Jessup the Bully: Not anymore.”

    Gary Joseph Thorup - Billy Jessup
    Adam Hann-Byrd - Young Alan
  • “Don't worry. I've done this before. Once.”
    Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
  • “- Sarah Whittle: Have you ever thought about just sitting down and talking about your differences?
    - Alan Parrish: What are you, crazy? The man has a gun!
    - Sarah Whittle: Don't ever call me crazy, Alan! Ever! Because everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told the cops that you were sucked into a board game.”

    Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
    Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
    [Tag:madness]
  • “- Sarah Whittle: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.
    - Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don't have that little fringe on their hind leg.
    - Sarah Whittle: My mistake.”

    Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
    Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
    [Tag:animals, rescue]
  • “We barely even knew our parents. They were always away. Skiing, gambling in Monte Carlo, on safari in darkest Africa. We didn't even know if they loved us. But when the Sheik's yacht went down, they managed to write us a really beautiful goodbye note that was found floating in a champagne bottle amongst the debris.”
    Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd
    [Tag:death, love, parents]
  • “I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is. You would not last five minutes without me.”

    Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
    [Tag:danger, fear, safety]
  • “- Alan Parrish: Why would they close Parrish Shoes?
    - Shoe Factory Bum: Well, when his kid ran away, Sam put everything he had to find him - his time, his money, everything. After a while, he stopped coming to work. He just quit caring. I don't think anybody loved his boy more than Sam did.”

    Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
    Lloyd Berry - Bum
    [Tag:love, seeking, son]
  • “- Peter Shepherd: Do you miss mom and dad?
    - Judy Shepherd: No.
    - Peter Shepherd: Liar. If you don't cut that out, they're gonna send you to a shrink.
    - Judy Shepherd: Where do you think they're gonna send you if you don't start talking?”

    Bradley Pierce - Peter Shepherd
    Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd
  • “- Judy Shepherd: There's a lion in my aunt's bedroom. What am I supposed to do about that?
    - Alan Parrish: What do I look like, a Ringling Brother?
    - Judy Shepherd: But she'll be home soon!
    - Alan Parrish: Won't she be surprised! I hope she's not allergic to cats.”

    Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd
    Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
    [Tag:danger, lions]
  • “- Alan Parrish: He's a hunter. He kills things, that's what he does. And right now, he wants to hunt me and kill me, okay?
    - Sarah Whittle: Why you?
    - Alan Parrish: Why me? I don't know. Everything about me he finds offensive. You'd think it'd be a waste of his time. Maybe he needs something for his wall, you know, a Parrish - something to go...” (continue)
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    Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
    Robin Williams - Alan Parrish
    [Tag:danger, hunting]
  • “- Alan Parrish, 1969: Whatever I said, Dad, I'm sorry.
    - Samuel Alan Parrish: Oh, Alan, I was angry, ok? And I'm sorry, too. Look, you don't have to go to Cliffside if you don't want to. Let's talk it over tomorrow. Man to man.
    - Alan Parrish, 1969: How about father to son?”

    Adam Hann-Byrd - Young Alan
    Jonathan Hyde - Sam Parrish
  • “- Judy Shepherd: We found out why you got this house so cheap. 26 years ago, a kid named Alan Parrish used to live here. Then one day, he just disappeared, because his parents chopped him up in little pieces and hid him in the walls.
    - Aunt Nora: Okay, that's it. I am sick and tired of your lies, young lady. You're grounded.
    - Judy Shepherd:...” (continue)
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    Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd
    Bebe Neuwirth - Nora Shepherd
    [Tag:lies, murder]
  • “- Alan Parrish, 1969: I'm so glad you're back.
    - Samuel Alan Parrish: I've only been gone 5 minutes.
    - Alan Parrish, 1969: It seems like a lot longer for me.”

    Adam Hann-Byrd - Young Alan
    Jonathan Hyde - Sam Parrish
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