Chris Elliott quotes
“- Nathanial Mayweather: Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had.
- Paps: Ah, stop that. You'll have my glass eye foggin' over.”
“- Trina: What happened to you?
- Nathanial Mayweather: Well, let's just say I've finally shed my feminine side, like a snake sheds its fur.”
“I just don't get it! She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness!”
“- Hanson: All right, who's ready for a wing?
- Dwight: Yours or the turkey's?”
- Mulligan: Do you know what I do to guys who quote unquote "sleep" with my wife?
- Nathanial Mayweather: Talk about your discomfort over a cup of hot cocoa?
- Mulligan: Clooooooooose. I cut off their heads with a nail clipper.