Ray Romano quotes
“The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.”
“- Sid: My feet are sweating.
- Diego: Do we need a news flash every time your body does something?
- Manny: He's doing it for attention, just ignore him.”
As soon as I was finished, as soon as I finished, I was like, "What did you fucking do? What did you just do?". "What did you do?". You know, that-that, uh, moment of clarity you get, right after an orgasm.
“- Manny: He fakes left, he fakes right...
- Peaches: He fakes knowing how to play!”
“The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.”
“If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.”
“I do know it's important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive.”
“For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.”
“It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.”
“- Diego: Why did you do that? You could've died trying to save me.
- Manny: That's what you do in a herd: you look out for each other.”