- Longfellow Deeds: My school nurse was so mean, every time I'd tell her I had a tummy ache, she'd send me back to my class and say: "stop whining".
- Babe Bennett: But that's awful!
- Longfellow Deeds: Well, I said it every day.
Adam Sandler - Longfellow Deeds
Winona Ryder - Babe Bennett

“Yes, I tried to save you pain. I lied, yes, only to save you.”

Carole Lombard - Lily Garland aka Mildred Plotka

“- Mollie Malloy: Aren't they inhuman?
- Hildy Johnson: I know. They're newspapermen.
- Mollie Malloy: All they've been doing is lying. All they've been doing is writing lies. Why won't they listen to me?”
Helen Mack - Mollie Malloy
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Kit Carson: What are you gonna do about it?
- Ape: Well, the first thing I'm gonna do is swear off lying.”

Jon Hall - Kit Carson
Ward Bond - Ape

“- Flo Addams: Maybe he won't wanna leave. He told me on a postcard he's in a grand hideout and having a swell time with his mental disorder.
- Little John Sarto: If he ever told you that on a postcard, maybe they ought to keep him in there.”

Ann Sothern - Flo Addams
Edward G. Robinson - Little John Sarto