“- Mike Lowrey: Let me tell you how bad a day you're having: right now you're jacking a couple of cops.
- White Carjacker: Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a stand-up comedian. And I suck! That's why I need your car.”

Will Smith - Mike Lowrey
Kim Coates - White Carjacker

“- Lex: We must get the cops in on this Volvo-situation.
- Hawk: Lex, this is Detroit. You think the cops are gonna waste city-dollars on a Swedish car?”

Giuseppe Andrews - Lex
Edward Furlong - Hawk

“- Ferris Bueller: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.
- Cameron Frye: How?
- Ferris Bueller: We'll drive home backwards.”

Alan Ruck - Ferris Bueller
Matthew Broderick - Cameron Frye

“- Lex: We're not stealing my mom's car. Okay, that's not happening.
- Hawk: You're damn right we are.”
Giuseppe Andrews - Lex
Edward Furlong - Hawk

“- Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
- Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.”
Ade - Tyrone
Robbie Gee - Vinny