“- Man Stoner: No, hey man, if we're gonna wear uniforms man, you know let's have everybody wear something different.
- Pedro: Yea, that's it. Yea, we want something wear everybody wears something different man, but the same, you know?”
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“- Becca: What are you wearing?
- Crawl: Cheek-chillers, you likes?
- Becca: I hates.”

Pauly Shore - Crawl
Carla Gugino - Rebecca Warner

“- Suzy DeSoto: I wanna know what you think!
- Suzy's Trick: I don't have no opinion.
- Suzy DeSoto: Well, make one up!
- Suzy's Trick: What the hell for?
- Suzy DeSoto: Because I paid $12.99 for this goddamn dress, that's what for! 13 bucks to look nice for guys like you... now I ain't takin' it off 'til you tell me how you like it!”
Debra Winger - Suzy DeSoto
William Bronder - Suzy's Trick

“You only get one chance to make a first impression.”
Ashton Kutcher - Oliver Martin

“- Emma Horton: You have beautiful eyes and your hair is too long. I mean, I don't care how long it gets in the back, but keep your bangs cut, ok? It's too long.
- Tommy Horton: That's a matter of opinion.”
Debra Winger - Emma Horton
Troy Bishop - Tommy Horton