“Who's driving this vessel? Stevie fucking Wonde.”
John Witherspoon - Silas Green

“- Dr. Weitzman: Hey Billy, we gotta go. Are you sure you can drive this thing?
- Billy Caufield: Are you kidding? I finished second at Daytona.”
Dennis Boutsikaris - Dr. Weitzman
Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield

“- Daniel Miller: Can't one of the neighbors drive the carpool? What about Mr. Kopek?
- Mrs. Miller: He's 88.
- Daniel Miller: So he'll drive real slow.
- Mrs. Miller: He's had three strokes.
- Daniel Miller: But never while driving.”
David Paymer - Daniel Miller
Stellina Rusich - Mrs. Miller

“Are you sure you've never done this before? Because you drive like an absolute pro... who makes a lot of mistakes.”

John Michael Higgins - Willie

“You're puttin' on the agony, mate, but you're missin' all the style!”

Max Cullen - Rebel