“- Rell the Cyclops: I found the seer's body in the quicksand.
- Prince Colwyn: He gave his life for us.
- Titch: He was my only family.
- Prince Colwyn: We're your family now.”
Bernard Bresslaw - Cyclops
Ken Marshall - Colwyn
Graham McGrath - Titch

“- Hildy Johnson: He treats me like a woman.
- Walter Burns: Oh he does, doesn't he? How did I treat you? Like a water buffalo?”

Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“- Luther Stickell: Was there something more going on between you two?
- Ethan Hunt: Lindsey was like my little sister.
- Luther Stickell: And you never... slept with your little sister, right?”
Ving Rhames - Luther Stickell
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“I know it is a little early for Christmas, Edward, but; I have a present for you.”

Vincent Price - The Inventor

“- Jessica: What are you doing, wearing my bra?
- Booger Spencer: I'm not wearing your bra. I was simply holding it against myself.”

Rob Schneider - Jessica
Matt Weinberg - Booger