“- Mr. Bel-Goodie: You're a fraud, a charlatan and a rogue, sir!
- Larson E. Whipsnade: Oh, is that in my favor?”
Thurston Hall - Mr. Bel-Goodie
W.C. Fields - Larson E. Whipsnade

“- Thasi: You're no ordinary fighter.
- Jake Donahue: Thanks... I'll add you to my personal fan club.
- Thasi: It's not meant to be a compliment.”
Ong Soo Han - Thasi
Loren Avedon - Jake Donahue

“- Frank Flannagan: Aren't you a little too young for that?
- Ariane Chavasse: I was about to ask you a similar question. Aren't you a little too old for that?
- Frank Flannagan: That hurts! First you save a man's life, then you stab him. Is that kind?”

Gary Cooper - Frank Flannagan
Audrey Hepburn - Ariane Chavasse

“- Rod Kimble: You look pretty.
- Denise: What?
- Rod Kimble: I said you look shitty.”
Andy Samberg - Rod Kimble
Isla Fisher - Denise

“People call me an instinctive actor. I used to consider that an insult early on, only because I had never studied. Now... I love it.”
Danny Aiello