“Hot Rod” quotes(2007)
Plot – Rod Kimble wants to become a famous stuntman to prove his stepfather Frank he's brave and capable. To fulfill his wish, Rod trains constantly but his attempts are always a disaster, then Frank becomes seriously ill and to raise the money for the operation, Rod organizes an acrobatic show.
All actors – Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Bill Hader, Danny McBride, Isla Fisher, Sissy Spacek, Ian McShane, Will Arnett, Chris Parnell, Chester Tam, Mark Acheson, Brittany Tipladyshow all
“Hot Rod” Quotes 11 quotes
“I used to be legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.”
“Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get.”
“- Rod Kimble: I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between... a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.
- Denise: Is that what you were really going to ask me?
- Rod Kimble: Of course.”
“I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. Ya know, how it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. Then, when I'm done, all their little wizardwives came out and wanted me to have sex with them - which is kinda...” (continue)(continue reading)
“I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!”
“- Rod Kimble: You look pretty.
- Denise: What?
- Rod Kimble: I said you look shitty.”
“- Rod Kimble: Hey, everybody! I got some awesome news. We have a new crew member today, Denise. So I thought it would be fun if we all went around and said our name and a little something about ourselves. I'll start. My name is Rod, and I like to party. All right, Dave, you're up.
- Dave: Uh, hi. Uh, my name is Dave, and uh... I like to party.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Furious Boss: You're a terrible stuntman.
- Rod Kimble: What?
- Furious Boss: You're a terrible stuntman.
- Rod Kimble: What?
- Furious Boss: You're a terrible stuntman!
- Rod Kimble: I'm just kidding. I could hear you. It was just really mean.”
“God I go to church every goddamn Sunday! You gonna bring the demons out of me!”