“I tell you, nothing makes a woman hotter than to be with an award-winning filmmaker.”

Howard Stern - Himself

“- Lisa: How could you have sex with all of those women?
- Joe Young: I didn't it was a stunt cock.
- Lisa: A stunt cock? So you aren't touching all of those women's breasts?
- Joe Young: No they're all just special effects.”
Robyn Lynne Raab - Lisa
Trey Parker - Joe Young

- Nick: Great movie!
- Edward "Eddie" Tor Swenson: "Great movie"? Ninety minutes of condensed sex and violence - do you call that a "great movie"? Do you have the slightest idea of what the moral and ethical principle is?
- Nick: Hey man, relax! You shouldn't take things too seriously.
Per Löfberg - Nick
Johan Rudebeck - Edward "Eddie" Tor Swenson

“There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex.”
Jamie Kennedy - Randy

“- Evan M. Wright: There's no sex in your movie, there has to be more sex.
- Marvin: No there is some, it's just not obvious.”
Robert De Niro - Evan M. Wright
Robert Wuhl - Marvin Landisman