“- Bernie Mermelstein: Don't you think you're kind of over reacting about a dumb letter? There's a lot of nut cases running around shootin' their mouths off.
- Mel Mermelstein: Yes. And sometimes people listen to them.”

Jason Presson - Bernie Mermelstein
Leonard Nimoy - Mel Mermelstein

“She could talk her way out of a sunburn.”

Gene Hackman - Joe Moore

“- Captain Hook: The chief's daughter. She'll know where Pan is hiding.
- Mr. Smee: But-But will she talk, Captain?
- Captain Hook: Oh, a little persuasion might be in order. Now let me see... Boiling in oil? Uh, keelhauling? Eh, marooning?”
Hans Conried - Captain Hook
Bill Thompson - Mr. Smee

“I love it when you talk like a beer commercial.”

Victoria Tennant - Terry Hoskins

“- Hildy Johnson: I suppose I proposed to you?
- Walter Burns: Well, you practically did, making goo-goo eyes at me for two years until I broke down.”

Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns