“Life is nothing but the echo of joy disappearing into the great chasm of misery.”
Billy Crudup - Henry

“I hope that someday you'll know the indescribable joy of having children, and of paying someone else to raise them.”

Raul Julia - Gomez Addams

“There is sadness in being a man... but it is a proud thing, too. And out of the suffering and the starvation and the wrong and the right, a new thing has come: a free man.”

Edward Arnold - Daniel Webster

“Is there a man in the world who suffers as I do from the gross inadequacies of the human race?”
Monty Woolley - Sheridan Whiteside

“It's amazing how quickly you recover from misery when someone offers you ice cream.”
Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome