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“Dedication” Quotes 15 quotes
“I didn't mean it when I compared you to our waitress. I was only trying to hurt you. I could've been meaner about your looks, and what I would've said would have made you cry.”
“Okay, uh, before we can, uh... work effectively with one another, I think we should be comfortable. So, ten minutes, okay? Then - then work. Okay? Go. Okay, I'll start. Uh, I hate my mother. I hate my goddamn dead father more. Rudy was the only friend I ever had. I had a girlfriend once who I used to like to masturbate to more than have sex...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Henry: She deserves better than him.
- Rudy Holt: Now you're talking.
- Henry: Better than me, too.
- Rudy Holt: Yeah, but she doesn't know that yet.”
“- Henry: You'll be fine. We'll both be fine Rudy.
- Rudy Holt: That's life Henry.
- Henry: Yep.”
“You know it? You know what I'm talking about? You know - you're like Princess shit! You know? Fairytales. You know what I'm saying? The million guys are after and you're blinded by your beauty kind of shit.”
“I can only stir things counterclockwise, and I know that if I don't, something bad will happen. I take size eleven-and-a-half shoe. I don't have a favourite book. Oh, I don't drive or ride in cars. Statistically speaking, you have a 100% chance of being in an accident in your lifetime. They're death boxes. I give to Amnesty International on the...” (continue)(continue reading)
“You're, you're - you're the goddamn thing. You're, you're. I can't describe you... uhh, I don't, I don't write that kind of shit, I write... You know, the people who write, who write the real books, the love books, and the poems, and even those stupid little fucking novels with the hunky assholes on the cover...”
“Life is nothing but the echo of joy disappearing into the great chasm of misery.”
“Life is a single skip for joy.”
“I've never been good at finding things, I'm really good at losing things.”
“- Rudy Holt: You know what life is?
- Henry: Life is a horrible little giggle in the midst of a forced death march towards hell.”