“I'm a pants salesman. I think I know how to act around people.”

David Koechner - Buck

If anybody really knew Kennedy, you think they would've voted for him? You gotta be strong. So strong you're gonna want to blow your brains out. But you won't. So strong, people can say right to your face "You're a dirty, lying son of a bitch", and it's not gonna make a bit of difference.

Stanley Anderson - Fielding's Father

“A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles!”
Mark Caso - Leonardo

“I am Will Stanton, Seventh son of a seventh son, I have read the book, I have walked through time, I have gathered five signs, the sixth could not be found because it was not hidden from me. I am the Sixth sign, and I have restored the power of the Light.”
Alexander Ludwig - Will Stanton

“Let me give y'all a little news flash. There ain't nothin' out there can kill fuckin' Ron Woodroof in 30 days.”
Matthew McConaughey - Ron Woodroof