“I taught some of the stupidest children god ever put on the face of this earth and all of them could read well enough to find a name on a tombstone.”
Jessica Tandy - Daisy Werthan

“You know why I like to teach children, Jack? So I don't get so wrapped up in being an adult. So I can remember there are other things that are important in life, like riding a bike, playing in a treehouse, splashing in water with your good shoes on.”
Bill Cosby - Lawrence Woodruff

“I teach my kids about the things that really matter. I will teach them about Abraham Lincoln and Ronnie Van Zandt, because they are equally important in my house.”
Paul Schneider - Jessie Baylor

“I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.”

Jack Black - Dewey Finn

“Kids are great! You can teach them to hate what you hate!”
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson