“- Kermit the Frog: Why don't you try something like: Ocean Breeze Soap will get you clean.
- Jill the Frog: You mean just say what the product does?
- Gil the Frog: No one's ever tried that before.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Kathryn Mullen - Jill the Frog
Steve Whitmire - Gill the Frog

“Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.”
Tony Randall

“Ordeal by comment card, known otherwise as death by a thousand cuts.”

Cedrick Webster Hardwicke

“Nine out of 10 people who recognize me recognize me from the commercials.”
Justin Long

“I see stardom very clearly as a construct that's been created in order to sell things.”
Julie Christie