“- Beth: You've got Sterling, and that's a pretty great consolation prize.
- Bob: I know... but... sometimes, even with Sterling, I feel like I want to go for a brand new car.”
Maddie Corman - Beth
Alexis Arquette - Bob

“You are married. You have a daughter. You don't need self-esteem.”

Eileen Heckart - Catherine MacDuggan

“Raphael, you always bear the world's problems on your shoulders. It is an admirable quality when you are a protector of others. But you must realize that while at times you might not be my favorite student, it does not mean that you are my least favorite son.”
Mako - Splinter

“Lenny, I've always considered you the Dutch Elm disease in my family tree.”
Gene Hackman - Lex Luthor

“The subtlety of you Orientals is very much overestimated.”
Barbara Stanwyck - Megan