“I love funny women. I love writing funny women characters.”
Michael Patrick King

“- Wayne Carter: I never argue - with a lady.
- Flower Belle Lee: Play it safe, huh?”
Dick Foran - Wayne Carter
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee

“I never argue with women, and certainly not one with a gun!”
Errol Flynn - Kerry Bradford

“There's no sense arguing with a woman.”
W.C. Fields - The Great Man

“Before you pee, you lift the seat; after you pee, you put the seat back down. Females in tribe start war over this. Many deaths.”

Tim Allen - Michael Cromwell