“- Mary Katherine Gallagher: Yeah... uh, you want a glass of water or something?
- Jesus: No, I'm good. I'm God!
- Mary Katherine Gallagher: Oh. Right.”

Molly Shannon - Mary Katherine Gallagher
Will Ferrell - Jesus

“What a wonderful vision it was. I dreamed of being the first to give to the world - the secret that God is so jealous of: the formula for life.”
Colin Clive - Dr. Frankenstein

“- Jim: I was dreaming about God.
- Mary Graham, Jim's mother: What did he say?
- Jim: Nothing. He was playing tennis.”
Christian Bale - Jim
Emily Richard - Mary Graham, Jim's mother

“- Jim: Perhaps that's where God is all the time and that's why you can't see Him when you're awake, do you think?
- Mary Graham, Jim's mother: I don't know. I don't know about God.
- Jim: Perhaps He's our dream... and we're His.”

Christian Bale - Jim
Emily Richard - Mary Graham, Jim's mother

“You see how wild a dream can be? But you are wise and sane and cool.”

Charles Boyer - Georges Iscovescu