“- Louis: Vampires pretending to be humans, pretending to be vampires.
- Claudia: How avant-garde.”
Brad Pitt - Louis

“- Malloy: What about crucifixes?
- Louis: Crucifixes?
- Malloy: Yes, can you look at them?
- Louis: Actually I am quite fond of looking at crucifixes.
- Malloy: What about the old stake through the heart?
- Louis: Nonsense.
- Malloy: Coffins? What about coffins?
- Louis: Coffins. Coffins, I'm afraid, are a necessity.”
Christian Slater - Malloy
Brad Pitt - Louis

“Did you ever hear of a thing called paranoia? No, I guess you didn't. Well, it's what happens to people when they get to believe they're something they're not.”

Harry Shannon - Florida Doctor

“- Kevin Dillon: It's the treasure, concealed in the slime of dragons.
- Maxwell Kane: It's a woman's purse, and it's covered with crap.”
Kieran Culkin - Kevin Dillon
Elden Henson - Maxwell Kane

“Jacey pretended to care for Alice so well, the illusion became so complete that even he was fooled.”
Michael Keaton - Narrator