“- Barry Egan: I wanted to ask you something because you're a doctor... I don't like myself sometimes. Can you help me?
- Walter: Barry, I'm a dentist. What kind of help do you think I could give you?”
Adam Sandler - Barry Egan
Robert Smigel - Walter the Dentist

“- Jimmy Tudeski: You're a dentist?
- Oz Oseransky: Afraid so.
- Jimmy Tudeski: You suicidal?
- Oz Oseransky: Why would you say that?
- Jimmy Tudeski: Well, I read that dentists are prone to suicide.
- Oz Oseransky: Look, Jimmy, I may hate my life, but I certainly don't want to die.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky

“There's no reason to shoot at me, I'm a dentist.”
Alan Arkin - Sheldon Kornpett

“The only worse than a visit to the dentist is a visit to the censor.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Alfred Hitchcock

“Dentistry? I can't even believe that's something that's real.”
Danny McBride - Fred Simmons