“- Major Kirby: That's why we say a girl like you is attractive.
- Susan Applegate: Am I?
- Major Kirby: Yes. You have very nice eyes and good straight legs and theirs a sort of glow to your hair.”
Ray Milland - Major Kirby
Ginger Rogers - Susan Applegate

- Griselda: I bring you a message from the princess.
- Hubert Hawkins: The royal princess?
- Griselda: Yes, she finds you most attractive and would like to meet you.
- Hubert Hawkins: Me?
- Griselda: She finds you passing fair, passing gracefully.
- Hubert Hawkins: Tell her "Thank you very much, but I'm just passing through”.
Mildred Natwick - Griselda
Danny Kaye - Hubert Hawkins

“- Marisa Ventura: There's millions of women who are just dying for you to look their way.
- Christopher Marshall: Then why are you making me work so hard?”
Jennifer Lopez - Marisa Ventura
Ralph Fiennes - Christopher Marshall

“I've seen the way women look at you, even though they know you're a priest - especially when they know actually.”

Jenna Elfman - Anna Riley

“- Solina: Does English charm work on English women?
- Simon Sheppard: Why not, Solina? One reason.
- Solina: I don't date men that I work with.”
Jennifer Esposito - Solina
Jonny Lee Miller - Simon Sheppard