“- Axel Foley: Wait a second, look. I just thought, that if there was a problem…
- Inspector Todd: Don't think, Axel! It makes my dick itch.”
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley
Gilbert R. Hill - Inspector Todd

“Maybe the truth is that when a man does nothing all his life, it leaves him too much time to think. And thinking too much makes him... makes him stupid.”
Sterling Hayden - Leo Dalcò

“I couldn't see straight or think straight. I was a fat-headed guy, full of pain.”
Cary Grant - Devlin

“- The Coachman: I'm collecting stupid little boys.
- J. Worthington Foulfellow: Stupid little boys?
- The Coachman: The disobedient ones who play hooky from school.”
Charles Judels - The Coachman
Walter Catlett - J. Worthington Foulfellow

“- Henry Lowndes: Are you stupid enough to believe that I'd leave you here with my wife?
- Bill Cardew: Your wife?
- Henry Lowndes: Or anybody's wife?”

Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes
Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew