“- Axel Foley: Wait a second, look. I just thought, that if there was a problem…
- Inspector Todd: Don't think, Axel! It makes my dick itch.”
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley
Gilbert R. Hill - Inspector Todd

“Maybe the truth is that when a man does nothing all his life, it leaves him too much time to think. And thinking too much makes him... makes him stupid.”
Sterling Hayden - Leo Dalcò

“I couldn't see straight or think straight. I was a fat-headed guy, full of pain.”
Cary Grant - Devlin

“- Captain Clarence Oveur: I mean I'm just not sure.
- Dr. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
- Captain Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
- Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?”

Peter Graves - Captain Clarence Oveur
Leslie William Nielsen - Dr. Rumack

“The most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load; now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually... you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that.”
Chris Elliott - Dom