“Oh, you know, the usual. Defending the rights of my broken hearted clients and try to squeeze every single penny out of their miserable cheating spouses.”
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“- Jason Kelly: Being a corporate lawyer, you know, it's got its upsides.
- Dick Kelly: You know what I'd rather do?
- Jason Kelly: What?
- Dick Kelly: I'd rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth from a fucking hot air balloon.”
Zac Efron - Jason Kelly
Robert De Niro - Dick Kelly

“- U.S. Reporter: Hey champ how come you don't use a trainer anymore?
- Eric Sloane: I got my kid brother in my corner for now. He says he's gonna be a vet, I say he's gonna be a lawyer, or I’m gonna kick his butt!”
Mark DiSalle - U.S. Reporter
Dennis Alexio - Eric Sloane

“Joe, you usually know what you're doing. But it's one thing to represent Tucker legally - as his lawyer, I mean. I mean, it's the business of lawyers to protect a lot of people. They even teach that at Harvard.”
Paul McVey - Hobe Wheelock

“- Knute Rockne: I've decided to take up coaching as my life's work.
- Father John Callahan, C.S.C: Hmmmm.
- Knute Rockne: You think I'm making a mistake, don't you?”
Pat O'Brien - Knute Rockne
Donald Crisp - Father John Callahan, C.S.C