“- Terry: Put on your seat belt.
- Rudy: It pushes on my neck.
- Terry: What?
- Rudy: It pushes on my neck, it's uncomfortable.
- Terry: Well, when someone slams into us and you go sailing through the windshield, that's liable to be uncomfortable, too. Now, put on a seat belt.”
Mark Ruffalo - Terry
Rory Culkin - Rudy

“Do you know that it's safer to fly then it is to drive a car?”

Matt Dillon - Randy

“- Amanda Kirby: If he'd been with you, he'd be completely safe. You drive five miles under the speed limit, Paul. And I've totaled three cars in three years.
- Paul Kirby: Well, not three. The Buick wasn't really totaled. I just said it was 'cause I wanted to get the S.U.V.”

Téa Leoni - Amanda Kirby
William H. Macy - Paul Kirby

Better buckle up, Penny. This car's only got two speeds: "Fast" and "Wow! What Was That?".
D.L. Hughley - Gadgetmobile

“Safety and good mileage are the two things I looked for in a new car. That's why I bought a Volvo stationwagon.”
Le Tari - Pimp