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- Old School
“Old School” quotes
Title Old School
All actors – Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Jeremy Piven, Ellen Pompeo, Juliette Lewis, Leah Remini, Perrey Reeves, Craig Kilborn, Elisha Cuthbert, Seann William Scott, Matt Walsh
“- Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
- Taxi Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.”
“Why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.”
“You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. Way to work it through.”
“Don't beat yourself up over this. It's not your fault. That's what old people do. They die.”
“True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend.”
“- Mitch: I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
- Beanie: Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.”
“- Mitch: Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened.
- Heidi: Do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?”
My mom's gonna kill me. I'm the first one to go to college in my family and when I left she said "Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you". She showed me the knife.
“All we are is dust in the wind.”