“The last guinea who walked around up here was Columbus, and he only lasted a week.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Jackie Flannery

“This is a free country, welcome to almost anyone. And I'm hoping someday maybe you will join me here. Of course I will continue to write to you every week. Yes, in America almost anything is possible. Goodbye for now my beloved family. I love you. Voyia.”

Robin Williams - Vladimir Ivanoff

“- Raphael: Ah, nature. I love it. Makes me want to, I don't know, migrate or something.
- Donatello: Turtles don't migrate, Raph. Birds do!”
Tim Kelleher - Raphael
Corey Feldman - Donatello

“- Lara Royce Craig: Do you speak English?
- Indian Joe: Do I look like some goddamned foreigner?
- Lara Royce Craig: I'm sorry.
- Indian Joe: Of course I speak English, also Creole, French, Spanish. I'm a native born American Indian, not some half breed immigrant like you all.”
Jill Ireland - Lara Royce Craig
Larry Sellers - Indian Joe

“My parents were Hungarian immigrants. They took the name MacIntyre 'cause they thought it sounded more American!”
Peter Riegert - Mac