“Becky was a good girl and didn't need to be spanked... dammit.”
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“- Connor: Destroy all that which is evil.
- Murphy: So that which is good may flourish.”
Sean Patrick Flanery - Connor MacManus
Norman Reedus - Murphy MacManus

“- Mary: Maybe they'll catch him and let him go in the spirit of Christmas.
- Connie: That is not the spirit of Christmas. The spirit of Christmas is either you're good or you're punished and you burn in hell.”

Ellie Raab - Mary
Christine Baranski - Connie

“When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would... I would pretend I was a princess... trapped in a tower by a wickedqueen.”
Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward

“Do you think hatred and evil will go unpunished? The world is now feeling the heat... from flames it has kept burning since the beginning of civilization.”
Ben Chavis - Rev. Saviour