“You are useless Ignacio! Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?”

Enrique Muñoz - Señor Ramon

- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin... an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
- Baker: Do you know how long that's going to take?
- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: I don't care how long it takes. Put an equal amount in each muffin.

Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein
Jack Orend - Baker

“- Barney: I don't get it. I marry Annabelle and I spend my honeymoon with you.
- Sunshine: Well, I can cook.”
Frank McHugh - Barney
William Demarest - Sunshine

“- Danny: I'm hungry. Can you make me some macaroni-and-cheese?
- Walter: Don't know how.
- Danny: What do you know how to make?
- Walter: Water.”
Jonah Bobo - Danny
Josh Hutcherson - Walter

“Keep cooking like that and I won't even be able to move, let alone do science.”

Larry Blamire - Dr. Paul Armstrong