“- Elmo McElroy: What the fuck did they do to this fish? Batter it to death?
- Felix DeSouza: Fish and chips, national dish mate.
- Elmo McElroy: More like a national disaster!”
Samuel L. Jackson - Elmo McElroy
Robert Carlyle - Felix DeSouza

“The only fish I wanna see is on a plate with a piece of lemon.”
Harold Perrineau - Henry

“What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, with the tunafish? Or... hold it! Chuck! I got it! Take live tuna fish, and feed 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great.”
Michael Keaton - Bill Blazejowski

- Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
- Hula Teacher: "Pudge" is a fish?
- Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said "a tuna sandwich". I can't give Pudge tuna!
Daveigh Chase - Lilo
Kunewa Mook - Hula Teacher

“Mademoiselle, there is a certain progression to things. In order to eat the lunch, you first have to catch a lunch.”

François Berléand - Tarconi